WARNING: Watching this WILL make your brain hurt

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14 comments

Martin's picture

Holy fuck someone get that bitch a physics textbook. Now.


Brad's picture

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I can't believe you tricked me into watching that

"God in his infinite wisdom sent us Stephen Hawkings"


Brad's picture

I'm really scared to find out what her doctorate is in...


Brad's picture

OMG it just keeps getting worse, I can't believe I'm still watching this


Chris D's picture

Thread delivers.


Brad's picture

I'm sorry chris you're not allowed to post on this thread unless your avatar joins in the dance party


Brad's picture

Ohk, lets say all her assumptions are correct and the entire universe can be collapsed into matter the size of a bowling ball and that our body's consist of infinitesimal mass.

Using e=mc2
m~0
e?c2 as she claims, basic algebra doesn't work like that
0xc2=0
so e tends to 0 not the speed of light squared.

That is if you ignore the complete ridiculousness of her arguments that is...


Martin's picture

Haha I was considering critiquing her maths until she started talking about string theory and I realised it was futile.


Chris D's picture

But the strings vibrate in our ears.


Martin's picture

Appropriate:


Michelle's picture

that dog is awesome


Michelle's picture

This bitch needs a bullet..even with just one paper on physics (human movement) I know she's just talking shit...actually that is an interesting concept...having a conference and just talking absolute bollocks...the great thing is no one will be able to question you because they won't even know what your saying..."if I were to tell you the world is just a series of light globules and banana skins...and that if you were to compress your butt into a tiny ball what do you think will happen?? You will become an amazing sherabuta...do you know what a sherabuta is?? It's just a big ball of light globules and banana skins...therefore you are nothing...therefore a sherabuta is nothing...everything is nothing, except light globules and banana skins...which is nothing"
ps. what in god's name is a squeaky knee?


Martin's picture

LOL I think that's probably the funniest rant I've read on iamaelephant Michelle


James's picture

that was a great rant. and i wish i could talk shit like this woman!